January 2012
9 posts
“I never stopped dawdling like an eight-year-old on a spring morning on his way...”
Jan 27th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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In defense of Mark Sanchez
If you don’t like football, don’t click “read more”.  I’m going to try and make this short and sweet because honestly, I’m tired of defending the guy. I’m not even a Jets fan. But as I am a fan of other teams that are publicly marked disasters, I’ve learned to feel bad.  Let’s just get this out of the way first: Mark Sanchez knows how to win....
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
17 posts
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2011
I don’t know how much I learned versus how much was confirmed. Going into the year, I kind of thought that the universe was good and people were bad. Coming out, I’m feeling slightly the opposite. I guess I’ve learned that having the best of intentions doesn’t mean that other people will see it that way. I also learned that a person is trying to make it appear as if they...
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Tomorrow
I try hard to keep my personal business off of the Internet. I don’t think airing details of your private things is an admirable quality, especially considering it will almost definitely affect somebody else. But here’s my attempt. I also believe that the swarms of collegiate women on the Internet don’t truly know what karma is. The idea is much more complex than “what...
Dec 28th
Dec 19th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
annalisarose asked: nothing is the fuck wrong with rashida jones! she's very, very cute. i was just teasing, sheesh. you know you can answer questions privately right?
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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I NEED LIGHT CONVERSATION TO AID ME IN CONTINUING...
I’ve written approximately 20 pages of text today and have taken the GRE. I’m not even a little bit tired. 
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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ListenThis beat is so pretty, for lack of a better...
Dec 4th
November 2011
25 posts
annalisarose asked: you like snoooooooze girls. also, what is this layout? i'm crying at the nav bar rose
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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“Every time an artist dies young, there are always the people that say,...”
– Doug Stanhope, No Refunds.
Nov 23rd
Here, have Thanksgiving break to organize yourself so that you can watch your life fall apart over Christmas break. 
Nov 22nd
Nov 21st
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 15th
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In 1981, President Carter sought to ban...
Well, gee, if it weren’t illegal at the time for homosexuals to serve in the military, then the enemy would have nothing to blackmail them for. Uhhh-derrrr
Nov 14th
Meanwhile, instead of raising awareness about...
Nov 10th
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“Aka Wiz Khagina. This lesbian nigga gotta 4th degree black belt in save-ya-ho...”
– Ghostface Killa, on Wiz Kalifa
Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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“Just last month, a story circulated around Hollywood that Quentin Tarantino was...”
– Bill Simmons This, however, sounds awesome.
Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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“Sooner or later in life everyone discovers that perfect happiness is...”
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 5th
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